snlofficial:

when someone’s telling you a boring story and ur waiting for them to stop talking

hythe:

fwips:

orlandobloomers:

people used to have to paint their own selfies

carcrashedheartintheblackparade:

cjshark:

mariahhlynn:

alyricalsecret:

Best toddler costume ever

STOP IT RIGHT NOW MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS 😱😍😍😍

Ellie, is that you?

THAT IS NOT NOW NOR SHALL IT EVER BE OKAY

happy-healthy-and-fit:

nordicunicorn:

candyp0p:

uncomfortablechair:

vicsagod:

exceldamage:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

wait, so what  is it in america then?

100 A+

95 A

90 A-

86-89 B+

85 B

80 B-

76-79 C+

75 C

70 C-

65-69 D

Anything below that is an F

is that real??

yup

Yup.

this isn’t fair

slydig:

lovemenowtill4ever:

slydig:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name

why would her room number be zoey 

bebroom:

Beautifel

morehiddlestonforyou:

#that shirt #with those shoes

the-fandoms-are-cool:

dingoinnuendo:

OH MY GOD THEY WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX

THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING WHEN I WAS 9

I COULD NEVER SHUT HER UP SO I JUST DIDN’T TOUCH IT AGAIN BUT TO THIS DAY ONCE IN A WHILE LIKE A GHOST FROM MY PAST SHE WILL SAY “HELLOOOOO” AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

fantaasiatoidab:

naturalshocks:

my-name-is-serendipity:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

nerd-in-the-tardis:

secretlymartinfreeman:

isaisanisa:

pinkbranches:

This is a drawing. 

This is a damn good drawing.

This is a drawing?

i hate talented people

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A DRAWING!?!?!??!?!?!?

It a….a…..how…..how is this possible…..someone explain to me a thing

I just woke up, but let me explain you a thing.

This is a pencil.

This is paper.

And when you rub the first one against the second one this happens:

Genius :D

spelledjustlikeescape:

i’m breathing in

the chemicals

goldenwingsofgabriel:

WHEN THIS GUY: 

IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY: